Reasons to go back at 6pm sharp
Received this in my email 
Good reasons to go back at 6pm – just that it didn't apply to me (I finished work at 7pm daily….). Enjoy!
1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6pm.
2. Work is a never-ending process even if you stay until the next morning, you will never finish it.
3. Human are not robots. Even robots/machines need to rest or it will face breakdown.
4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.
5. If you failed in your life, your boss is not going to be the one offering a helping hand, but your family would.
6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
7. Monthly salary = work from 9am – 6pm
if 6.30pm = $0.00 + 0 bonus + 0 ang pau + 0 appreciation + bad health + bad social life + poor family relationship
Equals to : unproductive employee + performance drop + company reputation drops + retrenchment rate increases + resignation rate increases
8. If any person disagrees to the above formula, we think he/she is a loser that has no life, doomed workaholic, etc. He/she deserves the “Best Employee of the Year” award!
9. You don't give a damn if your boss fires you
So? You still wanna stay back meh? ciao la….
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admin December 1st, 2004 at 11:49 am
cool… that's early…