How would you react if you were walking down an aisle of cubicles (like in offices), and realised that there’s one particular person was actually looking (actually, more like checking you out) at you walking down the aisle?
Would you:
a) just pretend that you don’t know it - *tneh gong and just continue walking your path to your destination?
b) actually looked back at that person, smile (or frown) and continue walking your path to your destination?
c) stop in front of that person, asked if there’s anything on you that’s interesting in that person’s eye, interrogate somemore, then continue walking your path to your destination?
d) stop a little bit at the back of that person, smacks the head hard, and continue walking your path to your destination? - ok…this is something I made up just for fun - we don’t want to go down that path rite??
Let’s flip the coin to the other side then.
How about if you are the one sitting at the cubicle, and you saw one hot girl walking down your cubicle aisle? What would you do to get a glimpse (or full frontal look) without actually being so obvious?
Would you:
a) just sit there, catch the glimpse with the end of your eye?
b) stop whatever you are doing, and stare like some desperate *chi ko pek?
c) stop whatever you are doing, drop a pen (or any piece of stationaries) on the path, and then look up like some *hamsap chi ko pek?
d) actually stop the girl, and ask where she’s going, what’s her name & contact? - now, that’s really a desperado…
Some morning Pop Quiz that just popped out of my popped-up head - Friday craziness alert!
*some translations:
tneh gong = Hokkien for “pretending nothing’s happen”
chi ko pek = term used for a desperately-looking-for-woman guy, or another meaning would a guy who cannot resist oogling at women, openly
hamsap = Cantonese (rite?) for flirtateous
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neeshen
April 29th, 2005 at 7:34 pm
1if the person checking you out is a chick, stop by the cube and strike up a conversation. she obviously has the hots on your bums, its an advantage for you, dont miss the chance..
Wait a minute.. you are married…
Still can strike up a conversation and intro her to a single friend of yours..
if it was a guy, write a nasty email to HR about a gay dude checking your ass out. chances are, you will strike up a conversation with the chun hr babe.
narrowband
April 30th, 2005 at 12:45 am
2On the first one: It depends. If she's a hot chick, I'd do (B). If it's some guy who looks like asking for a fight, I'd do (C). If neither, then I'd do (A).
On to the 'other side of the coin':
I'd do A. Hehe. D is for jerks. But some chicks like jerks like that. *faints*
lynnee
May 1st, 2005 at 12:30 am
3ppl stare at me, wa boh chup one… tneh gong la.
very used to being stared at liao. still, i wish ppl would keep their eyes to themselves. the way some ppl stare at me, it's as if they just landed from planet mars & it's their first time seeing human being.
teetoo
May 4th, 2005 at 1:33 am
4if chick checking…(c) + ask for date… if banana checking…(d) + can test latest Inspiron notebook toughness on head
if a hot babe passing cube…(b) not stare, but admire! babes wear nice for a reason mah…we will not dissapoint!
Stupe
June 13th, 2005 at 9:43 pm
5Bro, if it is a guy staring at me, rest assured i'll walk up to him and ask if he wants a nite with me.
if he say:
Yes - he will get a broken nose.
No - well, it is his lucky day then.
but if it is a girl checking me out, i'll call my wife to tell her
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