Quotable quotes

I loved delisting blogs on Dead Blogs Finder on Blogshares. Why? It’s probably mainly due to the witty quotes in between the reloading of blogs. How funny and witty? Judge it for yourself.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Why is it called “after dark” when really it is “after light”?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Enough for you to come out of your Pigeon Forge cabin rentals and start playing as well? :)

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