More quotable quotes from Blogshares to lighten up your day, besides getting wedding flowers, of course

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give wrong answers.

There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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