Since it’s Thaipusam today, and i never get a public holiday, what’s a better way to relax than to read and share funny quotes?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. It’s just yours is stupid.

Good leh? No? Just don’t let me catch you giggling behind your modern desk while reading this.

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